Thanks, griffith. I always suspected as much about you.

I was an AOL newb around 1997 if I remember. My nonpedo friend nudged me into purchasing a strange looking IBM desktop. Wasn't long before a beautiful 14-year-old girl was begging me to buy alcohol and host a party at my place. I was too paranoid to do so, but needless to say, I was hooked. Sadly. I also loaned some money to a girl who was not attracted, but became my underaged confidant and dear friend. She eventually turned legal, and her repayments stopped when her overbearing boyfriend found a better use for her funds. Um, $2,000 dollars to be exact, and Eeyore was not exactly wealthy. I have paid my dues for girl love.