And along with it, my bonus witch burning and breast ironing/genital mutilation tours.

How the heck am I going to cure my AIDS now?

I swear, I am tempted to call off my fenced off endangered species hunt and tell the Chinese to eff off on selling them the last known gall bladder for a potency tonic.

This is an outrage!

(Remember the UN initiative to raise global AOC to 21? Was I dreaming, or was this an actual objective?)