The Catholic sex scandal is a hoax in which infiltrators, led by the highest up guy, Jorge Bergoglio, are trying to destroy the RCC from within.

I'm not a Catholic, but the RCC has a huge potential to be a force for good in the world, with an almost worldwide presence, and millions of members from all walks of life, including a true diplomatic corps that rivals that of secular world powers. Still today, some of its members are trying to influence social affairs in the right direction... while others have the head of Constantine stuck up their ass... So, how to destroy such a force? Easy, from within; make up a large scandal which huge numbers of people can get morally outraged at; which will target members of the organization worldwide and at all levels; and will cost huge amounts of capital (literal money and political capital) to defend against (not to solve, because the intention is to have it ongoing permanently to keep the organization on the defensive, not to solve it). Enter Bergoglio to run the cartel, and there you have it.