"Uh-oh," she thought. Peeking outside, she spotted her mischievous toddler

Starts at promoting adversarial persecution.

sprinting down the sidewalk stark naked. Luckily, she caught up to him before his wild dash made the neighborhood news.

Ends with some stupid bullshit which doesn't matter.

known for their outrage.. They play by their own rule books... and manage to... even the most unflappable parents.

These people pay money to child abuse.

"He was a combination of a leprechaun and a Tasmanian devil,

So residential schools.

"Once in a while he'd just stop what he was doing and run in circles, screaming at the top of his lungs, and then go back to whatever he was doing."

...has a set amount of energy and does well with it simply...

"He knows he's pushing you to the limit."

Malicious psychopathic child-hurting.

That's because toddlers are like cavemen

White people have more neanderthal DNA. Let's test this.

Toddlers start out 'ape,' and when they get upset, they really go Jurassic on you.

Black people are toddlers. Think we found the leprechaun and the tasmanian devil.

my son started acting out

He probably wasn't acting anything in a Freudian sense. Did you mean "acting out the neurological damage of what you just did to it?"

A hot topic of conversation for parents of toddlers is "sexploration" -- fondling or touching themselves as they become more aware of their bodies.

~cough~

JEWISH-ATHEIST SEX COMMUNISM

~cough~

"As long as it's a moderate amount of exploration and touching, don't get worried at all."

Happy Times Daycare is ready in loyalty to BHREZHNEV-KOLLONTAI

As soon as she could crawl, Isa would head straight for the kitchen, where the dog's food and water are stored.

She has a friend!!

Briggs refutes the bad reputation of "the terrible twos."

Oh, thank you.

A job of parenting is to civilize your child

Oh. No. Just child abuse.

in situations that are "yellow light" behaviors, you need to be clear but empathetic. For example, you can say: "Yes, you are taking off your clothes, but no, sweetheart, we don't take off our clothes at church."

You need to find a new church.

I suggest Jewish-aetheist sex communism. The middle book, for instance...