GirlChat #738800
I don't believe it! Impure thoughts? You? Never!
Fortunately I have been kept safe from fleshlights and similar contraptions because they do not make them in my size. Which is also one of those oddities of being attracted to small girls. As Douglas Adams described a space armada that was accidentally swallowed by a small dog, there was a problem stemming from a mismatch of scale. |