And I'm not into goat meat or praying five times a day in barren wastelands where war erupts every few years with a rival clan over the interpretation of the book passage I need to have memorized, lest I lose my head.

You may remember the unsubstantiated legend of a former poster here who was said to have moved to Oman and married a very young girl. Would love to have him tell his experience here publicly, if he really ever existed.