My first experience was walking in on my female Asian friend from Hong Kong using Legos to stuff into my other female Jewish friend. We were all 4 and 5. Looking back, I think sharp Hong Kong chick was either early lez or doing stuff learned on the sly with dad.

However, it was little Ee copying his Hong Kong Rose with the magically disappearing Legos when her mum walked in expressing shock. I should have told the truth, that her daughter ordered me to do what she had done. Instead, I ran out instinctively, all the way home, and for some reason was never allowed to see my Hong Kong alpha chick ever again. Clearly, I was labeled the bad guy (Say Hello To Da Bad Guy!), even though I had learned it all from her own daughter while the other girl had simply laughed and told us that it tickled.

And somehow that's how I came to fantasize about young girls being dominatrix vixens toward grown men.

-The End