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Posted by Gimwinkle on 2019-May-26 22:32:04 EDT, Sunday

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Just maybe I have formulated a formula for referring to our nomenclature. Of course, this probably will open a can of worms, but... here goes.

Life stages of girls

Oocyte
Gamete
Zygote
Embryo
Fetus
Neonate .................. 0
Infant ...................... 0 - 1
Toddler ................... 1 - 4
Preschooler ............ 4 - 5
Prepubescent ......... 5 - 9
Preteen ................... 9 - 12
Teenager ............... 12 - 19
Adult (by decade) .. 20 -

So, I would be referred to as a SOPPGL (Sexually Oriented PrePubescent Girl Lover) and someone else could be referred to as a SOPSGL (Sexually Oriented Preschooler Girl Lover) and someone from BC could be referred to as a SOPTBL (Sexually Oriented PreTeen Boy Lover). And, of course, for those who have no flavor preference, we could have a SOTAGBL (Sexually Oriented TeenAger Girl/Boy Lover).

A gerontophile could be referred to as a SOA65L and an infantophile could be referred to as a SOIGL.

What do you all think? Better than Child Molester?

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lol genius? - jd420 on 2019-May-26 22:41:47 EDT, Sunday - (2 / 0 / 14)
- Not me. - Gimwinkle on 2019-May-26 22:46:07 EDT, Sunday - (1 / 0 / 13)
  - Toddlers... - griffith on 2019-May-27 04:58:44 EDT, Monday - (2 / 0 / 8)
    - children, drunk with life - hieronymus on 2019-July-10 08:50:35 EDT, Wednesday - (1 / 0 / 4)
      - Legs, brown from many summers... *** - griffith on 2019-July-10 12:05:04 EDT, Wednesday - (1 / 0 / 3)
        
        Why the hell do I always... - griffith on 2019-July-11 10:03:08 EDT, Thursday - (2 / 0 / 1)
        
        Screw grammer (grammar) - nmt - Wink on 2019-July-11 10:17:49 EDT, Thursday - (2 / 0 / 0)
        
        Yes - Wink on 2019-July-10 13:55:17 EDT, Wednesday - (5 / 0 / 0)
    - GC in Lyrics, note our recent conversation - Eeyore on 2019-May-27 22:04:21 EDT, Monday - (2 / 0 / 2)
      - Hmm... why did you put it below my message? - griffith on 2019-May-28 03:13:48 EDT, Tuesday - (2 / 0 / 1)
        
        Ping Tyrone. NT - griffith on 2019-May-28 13:30:05 EDT, Tuesday - (1 / 0 / 0)
  - :) - jd420 on 2019-May-26 23:33:54 EDT, Sunday - (2 / 0 / 3)
    - Branes - Gimwinkle on 2019-May-27 02:06:57 EDT, Monday - (1 / 0 / 2)
      - Compiler. - jd420 on 2019-May-27 03:47:26 EDT, Monday - (1 / 0 / 1)
        
        Four speed Automatic Assumption - Gimwinkle on 2019-May-27 11:18:19 EDT, Monday - (0 / 0 / 0)
Oh, geez. I forgot one - Gimwinkle on 2019-May-26 22:39:03 EDT, Sunday - (0 / 0 / 0)