"My family physician is a knockout gorgeous general practitioner ... so I am going to ask her to examine me digitally again and see if I can get some sort of sexual gratification from it.

Okay, wait a minute, Gimwinkle!!!!

Didn't you make it clear in previous posts that you had absolutely no sexual attraction to females outside of your AoA?!!

So what gives with your hope to derive sexual gratification from the manual ministrations of a clearly "older" (than your AoA) woman?!!!