I have several surgeries scheduled for the upcoming month or so. I should be able to post occasionally but I may not reply to all posts.

Cataract surgery is a piece of cake but time consuming and I'll be half blind for a while.

Other surgery is not scheduled yet but will be a bit more difficult and I may be offline for a month or so. Or, it could be just a few days. Hell if I know for the moment.

Don't fret over me. If all goes well, I'll be back posting frivolous stuff again, soon. If I die, I will write you all from whichever afterlife I get to. If I end up just brain dead, my posts will continue as normal. If there are more serious issues, well, I've been told that there is a 1 chance in a couple thousand that they will take out the wrong thing. So, if I come back and begin agreeing with any of the Anti's here, you know they either completely took out my brain or they cut off my balls.

Anyway, I remain pessimistically optimistic about half full cups of urine specimens. My family physician is a knockout gorgeous general practitioner that, for my complete physical, did a thorough digital exam of my derriere which I found to be quite uncomfortable. But, like I said, she's really good looking so I am going to ask her to examine me digitally again and see if I can get some sort of sexual gratification from it.