Okay, Mr. Gimwinkle, we have your encrypted incriminating evidence. The law requires you to give us your password.

Sorry, the paper I wrote the password on is gone. The password is so long that I could never remember it so I wrote it on paper. That, unfortunately, is gone now. Have a nice day.

We will search you, your home, your clothing, your garbage, and your toilet. Make it easy on yourself; tell us where it is now, and the prosecutor will know you are cooperating.

My neighbor's cat ate it. No... wait.... it was his dog. Go search him. He poops regularly in the grassy field nearby.