"My view is held by just about all the professionals in the field."

That is blatantly incorrect, Ethan, and you know that. I'm sure you have read Okami, Rind, Tromovich, Green, Bauserman, Sandfort, Franklin, Bailey, and Riegal... just to name a few. The fact you disagree with many professionals doesn't invalidate their status in the field. If you choose to make statements like this, then you can't expect your stance to be based on valid evidence as opposed to what you choose to believe.