Heh... don't need to be a girl...
...after dating/making out with/whispering sweet nothings to his gf's daughter for a few weeks, my friend took this as an indicator that it was his moral duty to bend over backwards to introduce me to his own 4yo daughter...
...umm.... we got along pretty well, too. ;)
Its not easy at all to avoid contact with children as a woman, everyone happily hands their kids off to me, wants me to babysit, help them change, etc, etc
I could practically yell i like bathing kids and no one would raise an eyebrow
Well, with me, the more I'm obviously flamingly pedophilic, the more people foist kids on me, lol... he likes kids, kids like him, parents like kids being happy - ergo, pedophiles are a parent-approved class. :)
and the irony, I feel too uncomfortable to enjoy any of it.
Oh, bah - kick back and enjoy it. :)
- jd, who likes bathing kids... and making out with them... and cuddling with them... and whispering "I love you"s back and forth with them...
;)