aaaarrrrrrrghhhh

"parents like kids being happy - ergo, pedophiles are a parent-approved class"

JD, sometimes I wonder what the hell planet you're on, and the rest of the time I wonder whether you just make up all this crap to torment the rest of us. Very very rarely, I wonder whether you're really that lucky.

My own experience for my whole damned life is that parents don't give a flying fuck about their child's happiness, they'll drag their kids away from me bawling and screaming when they were happy and laughing just moments before, they'll stomp on the idea of their kids being with me again even though their kids were very happy the previous time, they'll shun me and make damned sure their kids shun me too, and never because of anything I did that anyone should have any problem with, but just on a suspicion that I might be what I actually am.

If parents actually liked their kids being happy, I would have so many friends (of the kind I want) that I couldn't keep track of them all, instead of not a goddamned one in the whole world for so long I can't even tell how long it's been.