"The day we were situationally ripped apart, She was virgo intactae by my wishes. She accepted that, though I don't think She ever thought past the fun button. I don't think She could have conceived the idea without prompting. Prompting that I would never want to supply. As Her education progressed without me, I'm sure -- well, hoped that -- She figured out my restraint."

"could have", "never want" - questionable about Her capabilities.

Had you not been ripped apart... she was then what, about ten?
Then over ten years in prison. And twenty years in liberty since.

Would you still be kissing her 40 year old, hairy, virgin and childless fun button, with her never having suggested any alternatives?
Or when do you think she would have moved on and asked you inside, on her own?