Sigh. Where are those police paychecks? Would come in handy...

Or, along the analogy of not assuming every pedophile who spends time with a kid is up to no good... Maybe I'm a police officer who works on tax evasion or who writes parking tickets...

Maybe I'm the second coming of Christ and I just need to figure it out...

Or maybe I'm just one of the world's poor critters, doing the best I can and calling it like I see it.