Yeah, I did time. But doing time wasn't what the powers-that-be wanted. They wanted to punish me. That didn't happen. I reveled in it. (Is that spelled right????) I learned important things to value in life like what do you get from watching grass grow or clouds bumping into each other? I was punished (for one of their prison rules I intentionally broke) and their idea of punishment was to put me in isolation. I fell in love with it. I requested it often. When they discovered that it was no punishment for me, they pulled me out of it. People around me grew furious and wanted an "early out" also. And me? I was furious because they wouldn't let me back in. Go figure.

No, Eeyore, I don't think you have met me. You definitely would have remembered the crazy guy that I am. I am so full of opposites that people think I do it just to be opposite (as my Mom complains to me about.) No, I am opposite because there are reasons for me to be so.