from an exclusively pedophile POV, I don't know how any pedophile can vote for Hillary

I don't think there are any big differences between them on issues of interest to pedophiles, so I imagine we should choose based on other criteria. And heck, we might even vote against our selfish interest if it's in the interest of the majority of the people.

Hillary ... is more to blame than anyone else for a trail of child corpses across the Middle East
Surely this must be huge exaggeration. Whatever the policies of the Obama administration, the credit or blame belongs with him.

I also think it's easy to look at some complicated situation like Syria and find things that didn't go perfectly and blame it on whoever was in power -- as if other choices didn't have their own risks and downsides and might have been even worse... (Exception: the Iraq invasion was George W. Bush's fault, completely, 100%, and without excuse).